AKPOS' CHAT WITH HIS LOVER

****** Don't laugh pls******. AKPOS: Sweetheart, I’m GEJ EKAITTE:- U’r kidding, Our president is GEJ (Goodluck Ebele Jonathan) AKPOS: I mean, I’m GEJ: GOING ON EMERGENCY JOURNEY! EKAITTE (Smiles):- Oh! U’re not serious! What kind of journey are u going on? AKPOS: OBJ EKAITTE: To meet Obsanjo? AKPOS: No, it means ON A BUSSINESS JOURNEY. EKAITTE: Oh! AKPOS: Yes… IBB EKAITTE: Babangida? AKPOS: I’LL BE BACK EKAITTE: *smiles* AKPOS: Till then ACN. EKAITTE:- U want to join Politics? AKPOS: I’LL ALWAYS CALL YOUR NUMBER. EKAITTE: Hmmm… AKPOS: While i’m away, PDP with love. EKAITTE: What? AKPOS: PLEASE DON’T PLAY WITH OUR LOVE. EKAITTE: U know I won’t BRF. AKPOS: What has lagos state governor, got to do with all this!? EKAITTE (smiles):- I’LL BE RIGHTOUS & FAITHFUL! AKPOS: I trust u EKAITTE: FOOL! AKPOS (Screamed):- Whaaat!? EKAITTE: FOR OUR OVERWHELMING LOVE! One word for Akpos.