Tuesday, July 29, 2014
Did you hear that the dreadedEBOLA Virushas entered Lagos? Things you need to know about Ebola Virus to stay SAFE… 1. It is a Central African disease that has traveled over countries in a living host to West Africa. It is easily spread by physical contact and eating contaminated bush meat. Major hosts are in 5 species of Bats but monkeys and apes are easily infected and killed. 2. It kills in a week, leaving no time to treat an individual. 3. It has no known vaccine or cure 4. Known cases have been experienced recently in Guniea, Liberia and Central Africa Rep, spreading eastwards and westwards towards Nigeria. Death toll so far in West Africa is over 100. 5. The Ebola outbreak of 2014 is the most challenging one witnessed in Africa. What we can do? 1. Avoid eating any bush meat for now! Especially Apes and Bats. 2. Wash your hands as regularly as possible, especially after shaking a stranger. It is spread by contact. 3.The most straightforward prevention method during Ebola outbreaks is not touching patient
Did you hear that the dreadedEBOLA Virushas entered Lagos? Things you need to know about Ebola Virus to stay SAFE… 1. It is a Central African disease that has traveled over countries in a living host to West Africa. It is easily spread by physical contact and eating contaminated bush meat. Major hosts are in 5 species of Bats but monkeys and apes are easily infected and killed. 2. It kills in a week, leaving no time to treat an individual. 3. It has no known vaccine or cure 4. Known cases have been experienced recently in Guniea, Liberia and Central Africa Rep, spreading eastwards and westwards towards Nigeria. Death toll so far in West Africa is over 100. 5. The Ebola outbreak of 2014 is the most challenging one witnessed in Africa. What we can do? 1. Avoid eating any bush meat for now! Especially Apes and Bats. 2. Wash your hands as regularly as possible, especially after shaking a stranger. It is spread by contact. 3.The most straightforward prevention method during Ebola outbreaks is not touching patient
First was SARS(Severe Actute Respiratory Syndrome; SARS). Many were reported dead, We are still here. Then came bird flu, many people and animals were reported dead. We still dey kam kpen. Then they came out wit lassa fever, Many were said to have died. We are still here praising God and grooving.. Then came AIDS (Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome), Many People were Reported dead from many countries. Many are suffering 4rm it... Yet you are free from it. Now they called this one EBOLA virus. They advised Us to wash our hands or take our bath each time We shake or hug someone...! (can u imagine)? But the truth is that we are UNTOUCHABLE! He has assured us that no evil shall befall on us nor any PLAGUE come near our Dwelling.The Lord says; , "If you listen carefully to the LORD your God and do what is right in his eyes, if you pay attention to his commands and keep all his decrees, I will not bring on you any of the diseases I brought on the Egyptians, for I am the LORD, who heals you." Exodus 15:26 remember
AKPORS went to American Embassy for a Student Visa and the process of his Interview with the White Lady went this way; WHITE LADY: what are you going to the USA for? AKPORS: to study. WHITE LADY: which city, school and course do you wish to study? AKPORS: Chicago, Economics and Statistics maths are my admission documents. WHITE LADY: but there are many Universities in Nigeria that offer this course and you still want to travel as far as USA to study the same course why? I doubt your genuine intention and therefore can’t give you the entry visa that you have applied for. AKPORS: (in anger) please give me back my passport let me get out of this place, what do you think that is in USA that is not in Nigeria, what do you think that I will see in USA that we don’t have in Nigeria here? Do you think that USA is in any way better than this country and if you think that USA is better than Nigeria, then why have you chosen to stay in Nigeria instead of your country America? WHITE LADY: (with serious anger and love for her dear country stood up and said to him) look am gonna give you entry visa to USA so that you gonna travel to America and see what is in USA. The different between America and Nigeria. (out off anger, she stamped the visa for Akpors). MY PRAYER FOR U THIS WEEK; May the Anger of ur Enemies be the Promotion to ur Next Level in Jesus Name... Can I hear you say a thunderous # AMEN
Friday, July 18, 2014
FOOD4THOUGHT. DO YOU KNOW THAT 1. CHURCH has 6 letters so does MOSQUE. 2. BIBLE has 5 letters so does QURAN. 3. LIFE has 4 letters so does DEAD. 4. HATE has 4 letters, so does LOVE.... 5. ENEMIES has 7, so does FRIENDS. 6. LYING has 5, so does TRUTH. 7. HURT has 4, so does HEAL. 8. NEGATIVE has 8, so does POSITIVE. 9. FAILURE has 7, so does SUCCESS. 10. BELOW has 5, but so does ABOVE. 11. CRY has 3 letters so does JOY. 12. ANGER has 5 so does HAPPY. 13. RIGHT has 5 so does WRONG. 14. RICH has 4 so does POOR. 15. FAIL has 4 so does PASS 16. KNOWLEDGE has 9 so does IGNORANCE. Choose wisely, this means LIFE is like a Double- Edged Sword, Its not a coincidence but a Godicidence If u think it is your alarm clock that woke you up this morning, try putting it beside a dead body and you will realise that it is the Grace of God that woke you up. If you are grateful to God, type THANK YOU LORD
Sunday, July 13, 2014
SUNDAY TONIC; A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: Sexy. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEW: You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed. Has Akpos pass or fail?
SUNDAY TONIC; A teacher was teaching words and opposite and pointed to Akpos to stand up and answer some questions: TEACHER: What is the opposite of good? AKPOS: Bad. TEACHER: Come? AKPOS: Go. TEACHER: Ugly? AKPOS: Sexy. TEACHER: You are wrong! AKPOS: You are right! TEACHER: Shut up! AKPOS: Keep talking! TEACHER: Ok, now stop! AKPOS: Ok, now carry on. TEACHER: Get out! AKPOS: Come in! TEACHER: Oh my God! AKPOS: Oh my devil. INTERVIEW: You have failed! AKPOS: I have passed. Has Akpos pass or fail?
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